Looking for the perfect gift for an older gardener?
Naked Hydroponics is the simplest, easiest, most convenient and cheapest hydroponic system on the market. With no bending, no kneeling, no weeding, no digging, no heavy lifting… This system was designed by an older gardener for older gardeners, so it not only had to be convenient, it had to be simple enough that even I couldn’t screw it up.
Buy now and in just a few days you will be able to grow hydroponic tomatoes, hydroponic lettuce, hydroponic herbs…
Now people living in flats, townhouses and even high rise apartments can have their own veggie patch, and grow their own gourmet selection of salad veggies.
We use “PayPal” for online transactions (you don’t have to be a member, you can just use a credit card), as we believe it offers the greatest security -for you and us; although for us, a direct deposit into our Credit Union account is best of all, as we just hate the parasitic, leeching, dishonest, Shylocking mongrel banks…
We are also happy to accept cheques and money orders.
For all the ‘old fashioned’ types who’d prefer to deal with a human -even a cranky old one like me- and don’t like filling out forms online, why not just email me (pete@nakedhydroponics.com), tell me what you want, where to send it to and how you want to pay for it, and I’ll send you an invoice.(I promise I will never reply with - Error 409! syntax incomplete.. blah blah-).
If you’re really old fashioned, you can even talk to Shirl! Just ring 0402 809 788 (business hours) and talk to a real live person, without even having to punch any extra numbers!
Attention registered existing customers! Contact us for more discounts before you buy.
Please Note! We only ship physical products within Australia! For all the poor souls unfortunate enough to not live in Australia, I can only suggest you buy the book.
Wall mounted x 2 Pack
In very general terms, you can divide your favourite salad veggies into 2 categories; heavy and light feeders. Put your heavy feeders -tomatoes, eggplant, cucumbers,-
into one planter, and place your light feeders -lettuce, onions, celery, mint, basil, silver beet (leafy veggies and herbs) into the other.
To ensure a continuous supply, you can add a third planter for seedlings and cuttings. Use the middle planter for mature light feeders and immature heavy feeders.
Tip: run some string across the chains for an instant trellis.
Tip: watch the leaves. If the leaves look pale, increase nutrient rates. If the leaves look ‘burnt’ around the edges, water down the nutrient.
Mount to a sunny wall or paling fence (we do not recommend the Brunswick Green if the wall is too sunny). All you’ll need is to be able to drill 2 x 6mm (1/4″) holes for the eye bolts. (For light coloured or reflective walls, we recommend the cream or unpainted planters).
This is the ideal system for all those poor unfortunate souls who don’t have a veranda, porch or balcony railing for their ‘Veranda Veggie Patch’.
Included: 2 Standard Naked Planters, Galvanised eye bolts, Galvanised chains.
One sample nutrient pack included in the purchase price! Enough for about your first 10 weeks.
For maximum value, click on ‘Add a planter’ below for a three planter system.
For unpainted planters, save $12.00
If you want more than one complete unit, with or without an extra planter, change the ‘Quantity’ field on the checkout page.
If you have any queries or want more variations, email pete@nakedhydroponics.com
Painted Planters
Our Standard Kit comes complete with mounting brackets (specify width of railing, or sit on a flat surface) drain tube, foam packing for seedlings, instructions and the sample nutrient pack, with your first purchase.
Your choice of colour, Brunswick Green or Classic Cream.
Buy more than one and save heaps on postage compared to buying one now and another one later. Only 1 nutrient sample pack will be supplied for up to 3 planters unless specifically requested.
If you have any queries or want more variations, email pete@nakedhydroponics.com
The 'Basic'
The Basic is exactly that. Priced at $24.00 for budgeteers or DIYers, yes it’s so simple you could make it yourself, but at this price, why would you bother? Particularly with a 60 day satisfaction guarantee…
This sale is a basic unpainted planter complete with drain hose foam packing for seedlings. Mounting brackets can be purchased separately, for as little as $3.00/pair, and you can get our standard nutrient sample pack for another $8.
60 day satisfaction guarantee (see our ‘About’ page)
Optimum Grow
We have been using ‘Optimum Grow’ for over a couple of years now to grow everything from lettuce to Strawberries to tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants and zucchini, and we’re quite happy with our results. We thoroughly recommend Optimum Grow, made in West Oz.
$29.00 buys you the 2 part nutrient pack (2 litres). In concentrated form, calcium tends to combine with phosphate, to form a nasty brown sludge which the plants can’t use, so the calcium is put into one bottle, and the phosphate in the other. The go is to always mix the 2 parts into water -in equal portions.
Please Note: if you buy this product with a planter, combining postage will save you heaps!
Optimum Bloom

If you’re more interested in flowers than veggies, you might want to try “Optimum Bloom” from our friends at Growth Technology. A slightly different mixture, recommended for plants in the flowering stage.
Please note: we don’t currently keep Optimum Bloom in stock. It will be shipped direct from the manufacturer, so please do not include it in a bulk order.
Mounting brackets (pair)
For the DIYers. If you make your own planter you might find a pair of our galvanised mounting brackets convenient. We make 4 different sized brackets, to suit railings from 20mm to 100mm wide. Or you could go with eyebolts and chains for hanging your planters from a wall or fence, $10-pair.
New! Our cheapest bracket for just sitting your planter on a shelf or any flat surface, $3. a pair
If you want more than 1 pair, change the ‘Quantity’ field on the checkout page.
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